haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
be right there i have to get my cape
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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