Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
