Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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