can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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