we're blogging at a bar
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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