I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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