Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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