But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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