We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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