Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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