any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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