found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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