All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
