quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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