Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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