Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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