He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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