took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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