would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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