do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
