Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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