he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
They took my balls.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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