Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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