In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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