She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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