hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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