he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
