But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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