I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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