is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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