Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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