O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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