she was so not down for the gang bang
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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