When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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