Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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