i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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