bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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