If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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