yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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