Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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