his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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