So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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