Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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