So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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