so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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