He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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