That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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