You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
