Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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