I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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